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Hard as Wood (2005)

Movie ★ 7.8 156 min

Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

Michael Brandon Director Chris Ward Director

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Quick facts

Released
November 2, 2005
Runtime
156 min
IMDb
tt0485223
Language
Studio
Raging Stallion Studios, Monster Bang

Themes

Cast

Chuck DiRocco Chuck DiRocco Colin West Colin West François Sagat François Sagat Joey Russo Joey Russo Michael Brandon Michael Brandon Mike Power Mike Power Nick Piston Nick Piston Rafael Alencar Rafael Alencar Sean Harris Sean Harris

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Frequently asked questions

What is Hard as Wood about?
Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?
Who directed Hard as Wood?
Hard as Wood was directed by Michael Brandon, Chris Ward.
Who stars in Hard as Wood?
Hard as Wood stars Chuck DiRocco, Colin West, François Sagat, Joey Russo.
When was Hard as Wood released?
Hard as Wood is a 2005 film.
Where can I watch Hard as Wood?
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