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Fuck the Tourist (2008)

Movie 109 min

With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!

Lorenz Michel Director

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Quick facts

Released
January 1, 2008
Runtime
109 min
Studio
Wurstfilm, Dark Alley Media

Cast

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Frequently asked questions

What is Fuck the Tourist about?
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
Who directed Fuck the Tourist?
Fuck the Tourist was directed by Lorenz Michel.
Who stars in Fuck the Tourist?
Fuck the Tourist stars Alex Toledo, Ivan Daniloff, Lucas Di Fubbiano, Marcel Schlutt.
When was Fuck the Tourist released?
Fuck the Tourist is a 2008 film.
Where can I watch Fuck the Tourist?
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